Serious Sam 4 (Zero Punctuation)

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ZeevDrifter
ZeevDrifter

ohhhh british democrate makes a democratic jokes, and the sun still rises in the east and the mcodonal'ds ice cream machine is broken.

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Buzarnescu Stefan
Buzarnescu Stefan

When will you try Risk of Rain 2?

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Tim Beck

Is he going to do the Tony Hawk remaster?

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shadowbon but again
shadowbon but again

hades is great! glad you took a look at it.

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Mathy Don
Mathy Don

They made a fourth one? Oh right, I don’t like this series

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redtourniquet
redtourniquet

I really appreciate your style of humor on here. Something you don’t really see on YouTube anymore.

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bjmar13
bjmar13

Lost my shit at "knock knock Motherfucker"

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beep meeply
beep meeply

Virtual-on is the only first-person mech experience that doesn't feel like an intentionally slow FPS. It feels like an unintentionally slow FPS

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MC Canary Videos
MC Canary Videos

"have sex five times?" sure yahtzee I'd even argue that I'd enjoy that ,_,

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laladieladada
laladieladada

so.. it's good old serious sam... sounds good enough for me. ^^

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Ashley Gaynor
Ashley Gaynor

Back to the Escapist now that Movie Bob is fired, and I am pleased to see that ZeroPunctuation is still poetry in punctuation-free motion. Yahtz is still the king.

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Paul B
Paul B

I didn't even know they were even working on Serious Sam 4

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Hamish Walker
Hamish Walker

Fun fact, playing serious Sam (I think the first one, don't remember) is the only thing that has ever given me motion sickness, and it gave it bad enough I projectile vomitted in a friend's house.

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ArchAngel121996
ArchAngel121996

yes

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TotemSP2
TotemSP2

What's with the ongoing fixation with Unicorn Stickers?

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BRYAN SMART
BRYAN SMART

In these uncertain times, times are uncertain.

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Matthew Hurlbut
Matthew Hurlbut

That black hole looks suspiciously like the Ubisoft logo.

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Dalaron
Dalaron

In these uncertain times everyone, how are all of you today?

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david oliphant
david oliphant

More like have sex one time and spend 4:30 apologizing.

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lolrus555
lolrus555

I like how clumsy story and new features aside, Yahtzee seemed to consider SS4 a solid entry into the series. Good thing he didn't play the launch version. Heard pre day 1 patch was pretty buggy.

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TheGamingFluttershyFan
TheGamingFluttershyFan

Damn it now I want to see barney the dinosaur do macbeth

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justin miller
justin miller

These are the only videos I do not watch on 1.75x speed.

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Andrey Polishchuk
Andrey Polishchuk

reaction

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Paul Negrean
Paul Negrean

Nice :D

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HeelTaker7
HeelTaker7

Awww why didn’t that sparrow have a blurred out erection?! The joke would have killed me even more dammit. ☹️

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Johnny O'Malley
Johnny O'Malley

I don't get why some people are so hard on this game. It has what people love about the series, but has a few new things that are welcomed additions. It knows what works and delivers what its fans wanted. It's a really fun game and there's nothing wrong with that. Wait, did I just describe Serious Sam or Call Of Duty?

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Captain Gr00vy
Captain Gr00vy

"in these uncertain times" yes you hear the phrase so much on tv, radio, and ads that it's almost like some kind of creepy subliminal thing.

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David
David

Is it just me or were Serious Sam FE/SE/2 more fun than 3/4, because they didn't try to "fit" a proper story into the game and a lot of the jokes were actually funny?

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Starfals
Starfals

The secrets thing is spot on. Thats EXACTLY what you got to do in those games :P

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Mr. Dmitri Ravenoff
Mr. Dmitri Ravenoff

Nope. 10 times!

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Dad Darkdirty
Dad Darkdirty

Ha! Jokes on you buddy! There’s not a single sober woman in the world that would have sex with me ! BAZINGA

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josh fritz
josh fritz

Five times? Jeez, I'm not even done with foreplay after 5 minutes. Yahtzee, maybe you should see a doctor if you're having issues?

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Shniit Schneyder
Shniit Schneyder

dat endburn tho

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parodysam
parodysam

I’m fine with more of the same, but I hope the difficulty settings counterbalance the op upgrades, lest it turn into saints row.

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Mr. William
Mr. William

That "balls stapled to the coffee table" joke was a really good one.

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Sohail Selky
Sohail Selky

The games I have absolutely zero interest in always make for the best reviews. Yahtzee has a talent for somehow finding humor in the things that are incredibly boring about games. "..jump off of a bollard onto a lamppost onto an air conditioner onto a sparrow's erection and then do that obscure physics exploit jump that shimmies you along the wall and transports you to Narnia." ".. fire the games shittiest gun slightly faster rate, incase you're hoping to make the enemies feel about about attacking someone who's obviously mentally disabled." ".. which plays much like giant mech games always do: like a standard first person shooter except you can only move like your balls have been stapled to a coffee table" Like I've experienced all of these things in games but never taken much note because they are essentially dull. Well done Yahtzee

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TFTony
TFTony

Cool, so the only reason they did this one was to reenvision Serious Sam with some new shiny graphics. Let's take a gander at those, then - my God...

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ReverendSyn
ReverendSyn

*As usual, incapable of being positive about anything, including his own viewers.*

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bloodrunsclear
bloodrunsclear

‘If it don’t need fixing, you can still cover it in unicorn stickers’ So...The DC universe

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Gan Khef
Gan Khef

"Like your balls have been stapled to a coffee table" is pretty much the most accurate description imaginable. XD

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Names are for the Weak
Names are for the Weak

I sense a decent contender for a low spot on the worst or blandest of the year

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karm42yn
karm42yn

I don't appreciate how you changed that quote from Predator. Don't mess with the classics.

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lornlynx
lornlynx

You sound kinda tired.

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Crimson Hound
Crimson Hound

tgvb

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General Nickles
General Nickles

I remember when the original serious sam came out, and it was kind of a big thing. Then no one cared anymore. I legit had no idea they made more than one. And here we are at number 4. My how the mediocrity flies.

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kibara
kibara

that's where you're mistaken, the first serious sam game is still very popular, even today

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Horst Schlemmer
Horst Schlemmer

Serious Sam 2 is really good though. Super fun in Coop especially.

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Ruby Feather
Ruby Feather

Why're you implying any of us actually have sex, my dude?

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BlindErephon
BlindErephon

HAH! Jokes on you, Border Patrol officers cant jerk off, they surgically remove and preserve their genitals and have a skull implant that makes them orgasm as they pull the trigger.

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Scott Tominey
Scott Tominey

If he was really serious he would go by 'Samuel'.

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Sol Morningstar
Sol Morningstar

Yeah I thought it looked like dog shite.

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Mittens FastPaw
Mittens FastPaw

I forgot these games existed till this video.

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Matt Bell
Matt Bell

4:06 Oops you left the bulls 4th leg back at 1:17 !

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Ningy
Ningy

"Spunkgargle wee wee" is a fine and dandy term Unless you're me and work in a video game store. And keep almost calling every shooter "spunkgargle wee wee" in front of the customers.

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Andrew Campbell
Andrew Campbell

1:49 I'm shook

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Vektra Casler MD
Vektra Casler MD

PLEASE, can we all work to make "Jiminy Cockthroat" a tag on Steam.

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St. Haborym
St. Haborym

Dying light totally had this same problem too, where the game doesn't actually get fun til you unlock all the skills that make it fun. But when you do the game is a fucking blast.

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Jack Muskrat
Jack Muskrat

Watching this here because the video player on The Escapist still isn't working (at least 2 weeks now)

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5Andysalive
5Andysalive

2 was a bit different. That's why most -people- fans don't like it but i love it. A ludicrously silly story instead of just ... levels..

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Fooly Ghouly
Fooly Ghouly

No, Yahtzee, I was going to have sex 8 times.

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LaymensLament
LaymensLament

Not even so much as a slap on the wrist for the writing? Whats with all the corny characters that seem normal military guys that don't really acknowledge that Sam was papercut out of a 80s comic book. Whats with the intro non joke about book reading that would have only worked if this is an episode in Archer?

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normalguycap
normalguycap

How does Serious Sam compare to the Doom reboot?

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normalguycap
normalguycap

@Snuffly Legend It basically was, you're splitting hairs. Soft reboot, whatever. It's new and improved Doom. It doesn't matter. It's also not called Doom 4.

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Snuffly Legend
Snuffly Legend

Doom 2016 wasn't a reboot buddy

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Johnny O'Malley
Johnny O'Malley

@Normalguycap I've played both DOOM (2016) and Serious Sam: The First Encounter and I had a lot of fun with both of them. I'd rather get Doom Eternal over Serious Sam 4, but the latter still looks really fun and I can certainly see why people are happy to have Sam 'Serious' Stone back to fight against the hordes of Mental.

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WhiteFangofWhoa
WhiteFangofWhoa

4 games and now with an actual plot stapled on and we still aren't told why Sam is so serious.

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Johnny O'Malley
Johnny O'Malley

@WhiteFangofWhoa While it isn't "deep" and/or "emotionally-invested," the games have had a plot since the beginning. In the first game, Sam travelled back in time to stop Mental in the past to save Earth. In the third game, it's shown how Sam obtained what he needed to travel back in time and it's revealed that in his original timeline, Earth was destroyed and that Sam is the sole survivor of humanity. As for Sam being so serious. . .Well, if you're referring to how he's able to soak up so much damage and not die, there's no answer given. Then again, Wolfenstein: The New Order never gave an answer to how Blazkowicz became so strong and capable of shrugging off and healing from injuries that would put an ordinary soldier in the hospital for a few weeks, but the game still managed to tell a mature, compelling story.

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BljesakiOluja
BljesakiOluja

"Have sex... five times?", Yahtzee, been taking cues from Shy? :D

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Wolf Moe
Wolf Moe

I would have had sex 10 times.....

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Jacob Hartman
Jacob Hartman

Yeah, "In these uncertain times" has really become the real world "Winter is coming."

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Lil Light
Lil Light

I watched this entire thing without the voice on and its is an experience.

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Mohammad M
Mohammad M

The biggest scathing insult in this video was that your sexual stamina is only a minute long

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glitch s
glitch s

jokes on you i could have had sex 6 times... ohh wait

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Xezberzs
Xezberzs

Jesus Christ, that border patrol officer line is pure gold.

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Gan Khef
Gan Khef

Agreed. It is fucking brutal.

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MW2366
MW2366

I mean... if your daughter's in hockey, I'd have to wonder if they have to stop the match every time they break a fingernail. I kid, of course.

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Dominik Magnus
Dominik Magnus

At least he doesn't whine about graphics and overall lack of polish. And one more thing - dual pistols are essential at the start of Oilrig, since you don't have much else. At least that's how it was on second to last difficulty, I played on.

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TheDeadCobra
TheDeadCobra

If its a prequel then its understandable if its not better then the other games cause they have to get better when the story progresses

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The Grinning Viking
The Grinning Viking

Sex five times in five minutes? There's no time for crying or guzzling Gatorade in that schedule, unless you're a mad multitasker and don't mind your Gatorade tasting even saltier than usual.

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FSH
FSH

Serious Sam is doom, but dumber.

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Дмитрий Киселёв
Дмитрий Киселёв

So basically he liked it

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ts25679
ts25679

Bless you for thinking I could go again after the first time...

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1IGG
1IGG

Damn, that border patrol quip. Made me chuckle.

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NosideZero
NosideZero

"It's like watching Barney the Dinosaur try to play Macbeth" Never change Yahtzee

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Pam Kessler
Pam Kessler

Me too, as long as they played it deathly straight

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tximista : rissole
tximista : rissole

Near spit out my coffee with that one

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Johnny O'Malley
Johnny O'Malley

@NosideZero MacBarney: 'I'll kill you. It's useless, you see. No man of woman borne can kill me.' BJ: Well, let it be known that I'm not a man. I'm a dinosaur! MacBarney: . . .Oh ****.

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_Masko_
_Masko_

I'd actually pay to see that

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HKmoron
HKmoron

Yhatzee should review 13 Sentinels. Heard it was like Persona except with big robots or something

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Keith Fraser
Keith Fraser

Zero Punctuation indie rock band name of the week: The Jiminy Cockthroat Experience Runners-up: Unsanitary Piranha Tank Big Mac Scented Farts Spider Eggs On A Birthday Trifle Foreboding Belly Squirts Your Naughty Pony

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Black Death
Black Death

I felt let down by the games "Legion" system, where it only seemed to show its prowess at the very end of the game. The rest of the game did seem very same to the previous games to that point.

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Elbereth Gilthoniel
Elbereth Gilthoniel

Border Control Officers are bad - Yahtzee, 2020 M13 Gang Members hide drugs in Yahtzee's hat and smuggle him easily across open borders - Yahtzee's ideal America, 2021, if "You Ain't Black" Biden wins

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Terry Lynn
Terry Lynn

1:54 A joke had to be censored by voice-over for being outside the Overton window of these uncertain times.

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nö Nein
nö Nein

Wow don't call me out like that with that sex line

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PossumT
PossumT

Concerningly, I don't think that's the first time he's used the term 'a sparrow's erection'

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Ryan Marx
Ryan Marx

Woah 1 whole minute at a time? Marathon man over here

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tooie
tooie

Why did I watch this?

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Phillip Henderson
Phillip Henderson

Lol ur so vulgar and crude love the 5 mins 5x lol

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Jonathan Blair
Jonathan Blair

5:10 i'm offended that you think i can get laid even once, let alone 5 times xD

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The Random Guy and Co
The Random Guy and Co

Wait, did Yatzhee not know how to play Ghost of Tsushima?

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HerzeleidRmmstn
HerzeleidRmmstn

Play Wasteland 3 and shit your pants.

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AnonGuy
AnonGuy

I don't think living in California is doing much for Yahztee's cynicism and misanthropy

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IndieGinge
IndieGinge

You misspelled America but yes.

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Yayo' Ariowibowo
Yayo' Ariowibowo

Considering the state is on literal fire lately, the bitterness is expected

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Mr. Korzack
Mr. Korzack

Enhancing it, I suspect

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Wayne Ellis
Wayne Ellis

*GOOSH GOOSH*

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Bradley Tibbetts
Bradley Tibbetts

Ninnies?

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MFD
MFD

The game looks so dated. It looks like it's from 2014

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Adramalihk -
Adramalihk -

@Johnny O'Malley Doom Eternal is a cool game, but it's not my style. I have a lot more fun destroying thousands of weak and dumb enemies at once in large wide fields, rather than fighting small groups of tough enemies in vertical arenas.

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Johnny O'Malley
Johnny O'Malley

@Adramalihk - You're the first person I've found to like this game over DOOM Eternal. I'm personally the opposite, but Serious Sam 4 looks like a lot of fun and I'm glad you enjoy it.

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Adramalihk -
Adramalihk -

It is dated, but it's incredibly fun to play. Honestly, I liked this game more than DOOM Eternal. It's just feels better imo.

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Adolf Hitler
Adolf Hitler

Sex 5 times in 5 minutes? You severely overestimate our capabilities.

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Daniel Delve
Daniel Delve

It got the Duke Nukem forever

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angeldeb82
angeldeb82

LOLed at the cluster of headless imps with circles for hands, the cluster of dead imps, imps being sucked into a ceiling vortex, and the running gag of two imps walking when Serious Sam rides either a bull or a robot and one of the imps says "I'm out". Also... Barney the Dinosaur reciting Shakespeare?! No way! :o And CroTeam with their nerd glasses and buckteeth going "Nerrrrrrrrr"! XD

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Johnny O'Malley
Johnny O'Malley

The Sirian grunts their weapon in one hand and carry their severed heads with the other. . .Which means Serious Sam is a video game series where headshots don't inflict extra damage. For better and for worse.

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AJ Schroeder.
AJ Schroeder.

i had to check the release date on this video several times, because i could have sworn that i'd seen this before.

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SHADOW 最高
SHADOW 最高

As a matter of fact I WAS gonna have six 5 times... with ol righty at that.

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Oddman1980
Oddman1980

"If it ain't broke don't ride it" I see that Yahtzee has a DR650 now.

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TheCreepypro
TheCreepypro

I don't know what's scarier the fact that there is a 4th installment in this franchise or the fact the yahtzee knows exactly how long it takes me to have sex the blimey bastard

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N00BPWN3R42069
N00BPWN3R42069

Surely I can't be the only one who really dislikes the intro and outro music

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Ratel.H Badger
Ratel.H Badger

I got Serious Sam 1st Encounter for my 13th birthday in 2001. 13 year old me loved it, and I still hold it as one of my top 5 shooters since. Sam 4 just seems like more of the same. I say GREAT! I also love Hot Fuzz, Evil Dead and Mars Attacks, so sue me.

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