Remothered: Broken Porcelain (Zero Punctuation)

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26 dager siden
Lightstriker
Lightstriker

Does he need a copy of Hellpoint??

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Wisecrack34
Wisecrack34

Rude, Dread X is actually good

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iliaPayne
iliaPayne

Remothered Trombone Pederast is... something I never expected to hear in my entire life.

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BladeLigerV
BladeLigerV

Remothered III: Sideways Cutlery

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Velsen Fest
Velsen Fest

Sorry, but I can't support the Escapist. Yahtzee makes good content, but the Escapist is a racist cesspit where you get banned even if you dare to suggest that maybe, just maybe, having a certain race, gender or political orientation doesn't make you superior or inferior. I know it's much to the chagrin of American 10-21 years olds yapping about the patriarchy or white power conspiracy being the reason why they failed school and won't find work, but if that's your ruleset, you're not getting my money. Why would I fund people who hate me for who I am?

3 dager siden
Girey Marte
Girey Marte

Remothered looked alot better when it was an unofficial clocktower remake. the 2d assets were hella unsettling

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Micah Cowan
Micah Cowan

I'd be happy to support Zero Punctuation, well worth it at this point... But it is the only thing Escapist Magazine has created, in a LONG time, that I give any kind of shit about, and asking me to subscribe to the Escapist to support that one interesting property feels too much like subscribing to an entire tier of cable channels for just the single channel I want, or buying an entire CD for the one song. If you're going to ask for money, give us a way to influence what content is offered in future.

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Dave Plays Games
Dave Plays Games

I don't think I should've found "Insert 3 ducks" next to a door as flipping hilarious as I did 😂😂😂

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rubz
rubz

Hey yahtzee speaking of adventure games have you played yesterday origins it's pretty good.

16 dager siden
Gaël Hervé hiking&birding
Gaël Hervé hiking&birding

Stay away from that game at all cost....it sucks sooooo bad.

16 dager siden
Adamant Forge
Adamant Forge

This shitting skeleton sells it all

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Brandon Cobb
Brandon Cobb

That's honestly the worst name I've ever heard.

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Frank Newsome
Frank Newsome

Over the years, I have saved so much money by just watching Yahtzee destroy games in his reviews. Unless they were "If you're into that kind thing" or "Overall, decent/good", then I considered it. ... but mostly, "oh, lolnope, thank god I didn't buy it then."

20 dager siden
Dekaku
Dekaku

I've been trying to play Amy during october for years now, but I just... keep... not playing it... how am I ever gonna finish all the trophies?

20 dager siden
Terry Lynn
Terry Lynn

You sold me at big tittied Jodie Foster look-alike.

21 dag siden
Bobby The Tennis Pro
Bobby The Tennis Pro

Sorry, I am father to 2 cute girls 👧 your eyelashes don't have any effect on me

21 dag siden
DodgeThisBam
DodgeThisBam

I had a surprising amount of fun with haunting Grounds. HUEY!

21 dag siden
Digital_Ronin
Digital_Ronin

The only thing that bothered me about this review... is at the very end the wrecking ball is already on it's upswing lessening it's impact. In my mind it'd be more impactful if it was going to collide on its downswing... but then I guess that would imply this game warrants such attention to detail... Spoiler alert: It does not.

21 dag siden
Molly Monoxide
Molly Monoxide

Ah that ending was perfect 👌 I’d rather just get another juice box myself

22 dager siden
Richard Preston
Richard Preston

Huh... the penultimate credits joke was set up for the final credits joke... can't remember the last time Yahtzee did that.

22 dager siden
Jason Wazza
Jason Wazza

"this month we're asking for your support" Can you remove the this month part, nearly certain it's been more then a month at this point.

22 dager siden
ThE RoBy
ThE RoBy

This is officially the second time yahtzee has offhandedly mention my my favorite game series in the background. This means that I will now proceed to harass him into reviewing every single installment and talk exclusively about it for the rest of his life because I need validation that the things I like are superior to things other people like

22 dager siden
BonyBack Bailey
BonyBack Bailey

Does any know which episode Yahtzee says: “A writing teacher once said to me, ‘Is this the most interesting part of a character’s life? And if not, why the f@&k aren’t we reading about that instead?”

22 dager siden
Joseph Montanaro
Joseph Montanaro

Firefall

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Darragh Murphy
Darragh Murphy

I'm just more suprised Yathtzee knows what SMT is

22 dager siden
streamofthesky
streamofthesky

I'm a huge fan of the Clock Tower series and Haunting Ground (which is CT in all but name). I really was hoping this franchise and Night Cry would revitalize CT games, but dang.... It's just so bad. Why is the AI in this game worse than the AI in the 1995 SNES Clock Tower game? Yeah, this is some start up small Italian studio, but it's not like Human Entertainment had a large budget, either.

23 dager siden
your face
your face

damn. i remember amy. i was actually excited to play it but after like 30 minutes of playing it. it occurs to me. this game is shit.

23 dager siden
Stephen Schaefer
Stephen Schaefer

This review just makes me miss Penumbra

23 dager siden
dorpth
dorpth

Remothered: the original title of Coraline

23 dager siden
dorpth
dorpth

Rule of Rose is actually THE number one most valuable PS2 collector's item right now. Opened copies are going for $450. Sealed copies for $1100-$1500!

23 dager siden
Adrian Coleman
Adrian Coleman

Woopie Goldberg with a knife should be considered art.

23 dager siden
The Damned
The Damned

I saw Matt McMuscles play a bit of this game right before it released, and everything I saw looked like buggy garbage. I thought I might have been being too hard on it, but this review just affirms that my first impression was correct in this instance. What a shame...and what a silly fucking title.

23 dager siden
Neon Horror
Neon Horror

you should play Darkwood

24 dager siden
Lissa Quon
Lissa Quon

I vaguely recall the first Remothered from LetsPlays as - sort of Silence of the Lambs except more awkward and there was no Hannibal Lecter to make things worth it.

24 dager siden
dflameX
dflameX

Is it weird that I was thinking of the new Amnesia game up until the point you mentioned the main character being British? Or are all these games just the fuckin same?

24 dager siden
Dream
Dream

How in the fuck does someone get stuck inside a house? Its got 3/8ths sheetrock and 2ft spaced out studs, kick that shit in, rip out the insulation, kick that shit in again a few times to knock out the zip board and you're now outside. Im only complaining because this is a reoccurring theme in horror media.

24 dager siden
Silverfirefly1
Silverfirefly1

Survival games are just fancy pac-man.

24 dager siden
Tinseltopia
Tinseltopia

First game plagued by bugs and dodgy mechanics, but that's just a test, they'll do better in their next one... How do they not learn? Do they not listen to feedback? Do they not QA test?

24 dager siden
The Golden Knight
The Golden Knight

"Uranium Mine" is THE PERFECT analogy for modern capitalism, and more specifically, entertainment industries IN GENERAL...if not the entire "rat race" it takes just to sustain ourselves with arbitrary numbers.

24 dager siden
Leigh Carr
Leigh Carr

Y'know I really enjoyed Tormented Father's and all of it's flaws plus it was a much better game than Porcelain. Wish Yahtzee played that first.

24 dager siden
Ivan Osorio
Ivan Osorio

Rule of Rose was fantastic! the PS2 era was such an amazing time, so many effective and creative games. Miss it dearly.

24 dager siden
Erik Williams
Erik Williams

Coming from a person who has grown up on these videos, its a shame to see you haven't updated your quality on even just the stick figures. I was watching your videos on your website, before youtube was even a thing. Your figures look like terrible tiff images from your 2002 videos. Please take this as a warning, I don't want to to get phased out.

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superturkle
superturkle

2:40 i can understand using whoopi, but WHY ABE VIGODA?

25 dager siden
lnfreeman
lnfreeman

Sounds like remothered 2 continues all the attraction and quality of remothered 1. As it should be.

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Nick
Nick

Switch has shit for games so they had to shit something out.

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jim
jim

never thought I'd see Fish from Barney Miller in a ZP video

25 dager siden
Zophah
Zophah

Never heard of the game, never going to play it, always want to watch him talk about it anyway.

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GreymanX6
GreymanX6

Derpy Whoopi!

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Nate Harris
Nate Harris

First

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DarynLuna
DarynLuna

any game that has a 'forced transgender' character is shit.

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The Grinning Viking
The Grinning Viking

Remounted: trembling pediatrist

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Eraser Straw
Eraser Straw

do you think you can play darkwood it’s a pretty solid game

25 dager siden
Michae
Michae

I really want to like the 'escape and hide in the cupboard" horror games, I really do. They often have neat atmosphere, I like the slower pace and searching the drawers for nickels stuck between the socks. They occasionally even have really interesting plots, like SOMA (that I'm playing through right now, so no spoilers please). But the monsters are just tedious and annoying in those, never scary. The novelty is gone and now every time I have to stop doing some puzzle or searching the room, just to run half a level to hide in some drawer for a minute and then return to the room I was in just to run away again I'm just annoyed. At least SOMA has some breaks from those monster chases. And a plot.

25 dager siden
Matt Goodsell
Matt Goodsell

Yahtz should review Deep Rock Galactic. Great community, tons of personality, and it FOCUSES ON THE PRIMARY GAMEPLAY LOOP I can't recommend the game enough and feel like it should get more attention

25 dager siden
ArcaneAzmadi
ArcaneAzmadi

2:31 Yes, Yahtzee is snapping a rubber glove onto his hand. You really to admire the creativity he has to put into properly animating his little cartoon figures sometimes.

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dosduros
dosduros

Did the mosnters go Ugi bloogy blu?

25 dager siden
Ola cheney
Ola cheney

Aim for sponsorships and such, that how you gain and maintain a solid youtube business model. Patron and such helps, but its not it

25 dager siden
Mauritz Du Toit
Mauritz Du Toit

Honestly Yahtzee, I love your videos but the begging is kinda pathetic, and exactly the type of thing you like mocking. So yeah mate, no thanks on that membership, your videos is literally the only thing of worth this channel makes.

25 dager siden
Keith Fraser
Keith Fraser

Zero Punctuation indie rock track name of the week: *The Natural Habitat Of The Contextual Button Prompt* (sung by *Audacious Wallpaper* ) Runner-up: *Void Your Bowels In Safety* (sung by *Rigor Mortis Erection* )

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ldmt1995
ldmt1995

I could never forget rule of rose...

25 dager siden
Nullonos
Nullonos

And now we're gonna have to prepare for games with killers who seem like they're bugged but suddenly jumpscare you im not complaining except i am

25 dager siden
ATetrisBlock
ATetrisBlock

A scary monster that just stands in the middle of a corridor ignoring distractions, but suddenly twitches into life to slam the player character's head against the wall a couple times after they try to squeeze past WOULD be a pretty good jump-scare.

25 dager siden
Adam Malik
Adam Malik

Another jank game that'll get undeserved popularity due to streamers & let's players

26 dager siden
Zachary Flansaas
Zachary Flansaas

Got Damn!

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TheCreepypro
TheCreepypro

yet another horror game to add to the "it could have been good" pile

26 dager siden
Magician Man
Magician Man

I actually thought the title of the video was a joke, nope, that's actually what it's called.

26 dager siden
Xell Dincht
Xell Dincht

Atlus re-release Persona 4 on Steam. Will you make a review of it now that you are into Persona games, Yahtzee?

26 dager siden
Wanderer Werewolf
Wanderer Werewolf

To be fair, there are two reasons the story is hard to follow in _Remothered: Broken Porcelain_ . 1. The game is Italian. This should be self-explanatory for anyone who remembers anything about a guy named Federico Fellini, even before you get into translation issues. 2. This game is a prequel to _Remothered: Tormented Fathers_ . Significant chunks of the plot rely on your having some idea of what happened in the prior game.

26 dager siden
Some cat
Some cat

"Early" access eh? More like "on time" access blocked off until the next video. 🙊

26 dager siden
Garrick Lyng
Garrick Lyng

Clocktower, man haven't heard that one in a while

26 dager siden
Bloodsaberxy
Bloodsaberxy

Asking for a subscription during a communist utopia.. hmm...

26 dager siden
Matuse
Matuse

How can this game be bad? The dismembered head on the box art is a really pretty girl!

26 dager siden
GunlockerGlock
GunlockerGlock

I actually kind of hope Yahtzee tries Phasmophobia.

26 dager siden
RantKid
RantKid

Hillary 2020

26 dager siden
PB&J
PB&J

Listen, I wish I could forget Rule of Rose.

26 dager siden
angeldeb82
angeldeb82

So very funny with the imps, the end credits, Yahtzee calling the game by different names, and other funny bits I can't remember.

26 dager siden
Zikari SG
Zikari SG

Can I have an opinion from someone who liked the first one? I was quite involved in the story, the gameplay was functional at best and became a bit too repetitive after a while. Second one worth it for the story, it is generally worth (first one I had no bug issues).

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BossTwin :D
BossTwin :D

video starts at 0:40

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Jack Jedlicka
Jack Jedlicka

It's not October tho

26 dager siden
Alex Finch
Alex Finch

So the uranium mine might have improved it

26 dager siden
Kuma Teddie
Kuma Teddie

"Nocturne" Well now you gotta do a ZP on it when it hits the switch

26 dager siden
Omega Soypreme
Omega Soypreme

"Broken porcelain" sounds like someone has taken a wicked shit.

26 dager siden
supereldinho
supereldinho

I just remembered something: James Sunderland from Silent Hill 2 was the first guy to hide in a closet from a monster and actually had the smarts to just shoot through the closet once the monster let its guard down -- in a cutscene, no less. That game was subverting the whole "run and hide" concept before it even became a thing. Man, that game sure was ahead of its time...

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supereldinho
supereldinho

​@retrogamelover2012 Of course. In fact, it would enhance the horror aspect because having the player choose to either run or hide over standing their ground means that the creator understands how to make a game scary and have it remain scary even though they gave you the ability to fight back. True horror doesn't come from mandatory helplessness, but from triggering the fight or flight response and every bone in your body is telling you to run regardless.

24 dager siden
retrogamelover2012
retrogamelover2012

You think that could be an interesting mechnic? Have certain hiding spots give you a chance to attack through it, if a monster spots you whilst you're in it, thereby giving you a chance to push past it and run away?

24 dager siden
Sam S.
Sam S.

Sometimes I wonder if it's more entertaining to watch Yahtzee rip apart good games or bad games, and I think I've settled on the latter. When he doesn't have to hold back, it becomes a total curb stomping that you just can't help but enjoy. Evisceration is more entertaining than poking holes.

26 dager siden
Colin Atkinson
Colin Atkinson

Interesting, this is usually the kind of game he pairs with something else.

26 dager siden
usernamedkjah
usernamedkjah

Just seems wrong with the game bending over the desk awaiting being spanked when there's a teenage school girl's face on the front cover...

26 dager siden
Michael Pohoreski
Michael Pohoreski

Remothered? _Don't bother._

26 dager siden
Lord Malthus
Lord Malthus

I find it disturbing you didn't talk about the wheelchair scene 0/10

26 dager siden
jenumba
jenumba

Don't know if you're going to continue doing horror games after this, but I'd love to see you try Transient and Visage :P

26 dager siden
Geoffrey Winn
Geoffrey Winn

Cool video!

26 dager siden
Kaunte
Kaunte

Remothered: Tormented Fathers or Immortals Fenyx Rising, which is the worse title for a game? I honestly can't tell.

26 dager siden
EL Barto 666
EL Barto 666

Sad

26 dager siden
Robert Falk
Robert Falk

Yahtzee, are you planning on reviewing Among Us?

26 dager siden
Gus Smedstad
Gus Smedstad

I want a game where you unlock a door using three ducks.

26 dager siden
48crewdude
48crewdude

Remothered: broken porcelain sounds like the kind of name Yahtzee would come up with to make fun of the games title halfway through the episode.

26 dager siden
2Scribble
2Scribble

-stares at- I had NO idea either of these games - or this franchise - existed... Also, Remothered: The Remothering Remotheration! 1:24 - that little headscarf Imp is ADORABLE! We need Imp plushies :D

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The Masked Mysadaean
The Masked Mysadaean

Colons: The Third Colon-ization!!

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Hjalmar Johnson
Hjalmar Johnson

The title made me think of a new Binding of Isaac re-make more than anything else.

26 dager siden
hee hoo
hee hoo

Yatzee just hinted that he might review the SMT nocturne remake

26 dager siden
Matrxmonky
Matrxmonky

Rule of Rose was the bee's knees, Yahtz.

26 dager siden
Tanner frey
Tanner frey

why did it show a red letter media guy? this is escapist, jeeze get your staff right

26 dager siden
Nathan Williamson
Nathan Williamson

I wish there was a secret ending where you become *Mothra.* Something similar to the Silent Hill 2 Dog Ending. :')

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Brians Mind
Brians Mind

Engagement

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